(Source: peetaah)

the thrilling dad joke saga continues


Uh guys,

tzorial-fallen-angel:

joanne-angel-of-pizza-n-pancakes:

life-love-geekculture:

If the 200th episode is entitled “Fanfiction” then this:

growley:  FUCK  Oh, Misha, please don’t break the fandom. They’re not paid for yet…

Suddenly makes so much more sense.

WAT

MISHA

thefrogman:

[source] [h/t: thecutestofthecute]


wrotten:

breakinbud:

cheese eggs 

it’s actually liquid sulphur but good guess

wrotten:

breakinbud:

cheese eggs 

it’s actually liquid sulphur but good guess

theboywhocried-dean:

sonicspocketwrench:

spaceandbones:

List of significant females on Supernatural to wear plaid

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List of significant females on supernatural who aren’t fucking dead

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plaid saves the day

This explains why even when the Winchesters die, they don’t stay dead. Chronic plaid-wearing makes them immune.

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slapping:

conxerse:

all i have is low self esteem and good taste in music

literally me

literally everybody on Tumblr

(Source: conxerse)

lrvin:

fatsuit:

knowledgeandlove:

floral-princex:

amyfacelovesyou:

We interrupt this dashboard to announce that wiggly pigling.

BABY

14,000 hypocrites in just a single post

What

I’ve spotted the vegan. 

lrvin:

fatsuit:

knowledgeandlove:

floral-princex:

amyfacelovesyou:

We interrupt this dashboard to announce that wiggly pigling.

BABY

14,000 hypocrites in just a single post

What

I’ve spotted the vegan. 

meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.


  • demigods: our parents ignore us and use us as pawns
  • the gods: *looks at zeus*
  • zeus:
  • zeus:
  • zeus: i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

8981amatou:

松本鶏子


ca-tsuka:

Cover of japanese Cut magazine with Marnie + other drawings by Ghibli director/animator Hiromasa Yonebayashi (from his Gashu book).


ccoastal:

hanars:

luckykrys:

thecreach:

luckykrys:

"Anne Bonny and Mary Read were pirates, as renowned for their ruthlessness as for their gender, and during their short careers challenged the sailors’ adage that a woman’s presence on shipboard invites bad luck."
Sculpture by Erik Christianson.

I’m not entirely sure that the statue really needed to have a tit out.

How dare women try to have nipples.

Actually I’ve seen this before and I can tell you— it’s because these women were bad ass pirates and when they killed someone they’d expose one or both breasts so that when their victim died, (s)he knew that they were killed by a woman.

ACTUALLY Anne Bonny purposely wore loose fitting clothes and displayed her breasts openly at all times during battle - mainly because men were distracted by them, and she took pleasure in killing said men while they were too busy staring at her breasts. Mary Read dressed mainly as a man (after posing as her deceased brother, Mark, for the entirety of her childhood) and both ladies cross-dressed from time to time, hopping between ships. They were known as the ‘fierce hell cats’ due to their ferocious tempers, and were key elements to Captain ‘Calico Jack’ Rackham’s crew - they were the only two known female pirates in the Golden Age of Caribbean piracy. IN FACT, when the ship was captured by the British Navy, Anne and Mary were the ONLY TWO pirates who fought while the males of the crew hid - they were all tried to be hung as pirates but Bonny and Read were both pregnant and were pardoned.
Calico Jack was a lover to Bonny, and as he was to be hung, Bonny’s final words to him were, “Had you fought like a man, you need not be hung like a dog.” Bonny and Read were possibly two of the most badass fucking pirates and they were FEMALE. The more you know. 

ccoastal:

hanars:

luckykrys:

thecreach:

luckykrys:

"Anne Bonny and Mary Read were pirates, as renowned for their ruthlessness as for their gender, and during their short careers challenged the sailors’ adage that a woman’s presence on shipboard invites bad luck."

Sculpture by Erik Christianson.

I’m not entirely sure that the statue really needed to have a tit out.

How dare women try to have nipples.

Actually I’ve seen this before and I can tell you— it’s because these women were bad ass pirates and when they killed someone they’d expose one or both breasts so that when their victim died, (s)he knew that they were killed by a woman.

ACTUALLY Anne Bonny purposely wore loose fitting clothes and displayed her breasts openly at all times during battle - mainly because men were distracted by them, and she took pleasure in killing said men while they were too busy staring at her breasts. Mary Read dressed mainly as a man (after posing as her deceased brother, Mark, for the entirety of her childhood) and both ladies cross-dressed from time to time, hopping between ships. They were known as the ‘fierce hell cats’ due to their ferocious tempers, and were key elements to Captain ‘Calico Jack’ Rackham’s crew - they were the only two known female pirates in the Golden Age of Caribbean piracy. IN FACT, when the ship was captured by the British Navy, Anne and Mary were the ONLY TWO pirates who fought while the males of the crew hid - they were all tried to be hung as pirates but Bonny and Read were both pregnant and were pardoned.

Calico Jack was a lover to Bonny, and as he was to be hung, Bonny’s final words to him were, “Had you fought like a man, you need not be hung like a dog.” Bonny and Read were possibly two of the most badass fucking pirates and they were FEMALE. The more you know.