This nigga musta been high as fuck
"my best bud leaf"
i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word
I love Lupita Nyongo’s Brother
because he literally did
exactly what we would do
if we went to the Oscars
except he did it 220022932 times better.
if opposites attract why aren’t i covered in hot people right now
we use hella. trust me im also a lawyer
i saw a 67 chevy impala outside my school today
the second i got home i did the same thing that any normal person would do. i searched for strange deaths and disappearances in my town.
DID YOU FIND ANY THOUGH
You’re an idiot Hannibal
Do you ever have a problem where you just don’t know how to reply to an argument, not because you don’t know the answer, but you just don’t know where to begin? Like, the foundation of knowledge you’d need to impart to this person before you could even begin to drag them out of their sinkhole of ignorance would cost thousands of dollars if it were coming from a university?
Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”
My entire educational experience summed up in one sentence.
My entire life summed up in one sentence.
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, IRON MAN
HEARD YOU WERE TALKIN SHIT
WHY HAS STEVE GOT STARS OVER HIS NIPPLES
his nipples are censored by freedom
thats an oxymoron in itself
no, that’s america
Stumbled upon the national flag of our people.
when people ask me about my obsessions, I should just show them this
This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”
my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this