wetrilo:

well, i am groot

wetrilo:

well, i am groot

suckmygenitals:

lokimenow:

emkaymlp:

the gifs didnt load so it just looked like the stairs were talking to the trees

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why am i laughing so hard at this

i’ve seen this so many times and i cry every time

(Source: brokenthimble)


(Source: humoristics)

thefrogman:

Sir Dudley [tumblr]


thranduil-the-elven-king:

thepotterlockgames:

starkidcorner:

fum0s:

alohomorathemind:

finestboywholived:

#SMACK THAT UP ON THE FLOOR #SMACK THAT GIMME SOME MORE #SMACK THAT TIL YOU GET SORE #now turn to page 394

THAT TAG

oh my GOD the tag

CRYING

Laughing at this for about 10 minutes now.

I literally sang that tag omg

thranduil-the-elven-king:

thepotterlockgames:

starkidcorner:

fum0s:

alohomorathemind:

finestboywholived:

#SMACK THAT UP ON THE FLOOR #SMACK THAT GIMME SOME MORE #SMACK THAT TIL YOU GET SORE #now turn to page 394

THAT TAG

oh my GOD the tag

CRYING

Laughing at this for about 10 minutes now.

I literally sang that tag omg

tastefullyoffensive:

[garnetquyen]


(Source: lifeless-queen)

chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:Hey MomI’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.Love,Your Son.A couple days later he got a response from his mother:Dear Son,I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.When are the two of you coming for dinner?Love,Mom


BEST MOM

I’m crYING

chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

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BEST MOM

I’m crYING

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Q

(Source: ruinedchildhood)


dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”


(Source: memewhore)

sparrowbirdd:

I finally caught a noibat! Precious babbyyyy! Grow up fast!

sparrowbirdd:

I finally caught a noibat! Precious babbyyyy! Grow up fast!

sparrowbirdd:

Young Medusa

sparrowbirdd:

Young Medusa

  • me: [gently touches the sleeping cat]
  • cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]
  • me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo